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Too Drunk

A guy sitting at a bar figures he's had enough to drink so he decides that it is time for him to go home. He drunkenly trys to stand up but falls down. He tries again, and again he falls down, so he figures he'll just crawl outside and try to stand up then. When he gets outside, he pulls himself up at a parking meter, but falls down again. Since he only lives a couple of blocks away, he decides to just crawl home. When he gets to his front door he tries to get up again, but again he falls down. Not wanting to wake up his wife, he crawls into his house, up the stairs to his bedroom and into bed and falls asleep. The next morning, his wife angrily wakes him up saying, "You were drinking last night!" "No I wasn't" replies the man in mock indignation...

... Don't lie to me," the wife says, "the bar just called and said you left your wheelchair there last night!"