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CLEAN
JOKES BACK
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced
each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to
them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life
for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his
hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly , but soon dashed for the
bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of
branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on
their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel,
winking conspiratorially.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male
statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on
it's head." |
