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An 80 year old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said, 
"Friend, for your age your in the best shape I`ve seen."

The old feller replied, "Yep. It comes from clean living. Why I know I 
live a good, clean, spritual life."

The doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"

The old man replied, "If I didn`t live a good, clean life the Lord 
wouldn`t turn the bathroom light on for me every time I get up in the 
middle of the night."

The doc was concerned.

"You mean when you get up in the night to go to the bathroom, the Lord 
Himself turns on the light for you?"

"Yep," the old man said, "Whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the 
Lord turns the light on for me."

Well, the doctor didn`t say anything else, but when the old man`s wife 
came in for her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her 
husband said.

"I just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine 
physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition. He told me 
that every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns 
the light on for him."

"He what?" she cried.

"He said every night when he gets up to go to the bathroom, the Lord 
turns the light on for him."

"Aha!" she exclaimed. "So he's the one who's been peeing in the 
refrigerator!"