BACK

The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to 
speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits 
down. The interviewer asks him:

 "Do you love your wife?"
 "Yes I do, sir."
 "Do you love your country?"
 "Yes I do, sir."
 "What do you love more, your wife or your country?"
 "My country, sir."
 "Okay.  We brought in your wife.  Take this gun and go into the next 
room and kill her."  

The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He 
comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He puts down the 
gun and leaves.

The second guy comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him the same
questions, and the responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a 
gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and 
says "I can`t do it..."

The third guy comes in, the same thing happens.  The interviewer gives
him a  gun, and tells him to go kill his wife.  The guy goes into the 
room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!  This is followed by a 
bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few minutes.

The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun on
the table.  The interviewer looks at him and says "What happened?!?!"

"The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"