BACK

Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the middle of
the ocean.  They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of 
provisions before their ship slipped below the surface.  

After floating under blazing heat for six days, they ran out of food and 
water. On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and 
starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in the water. 
As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil lamp.

They grabbed the lamp and rubbed it. "POOF!" out popped a tired old genie 
who said "Ok,  so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda.
But, hey, I've been doing this three wishes stuff for a long time now and 
quite frankly, I'm burned out.  You guys get only ONE wish and then I'm 
OUTTA here. Make it a good one."

The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give us all the
beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!"

"Fine." said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean into beer.

"Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first guy in the 
head. "NOW we're gonna have to piss in the BOAT!"