CLEAN
JOKES BACK
WORKING AT THE ZOO
One day an out-of-work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn
some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs
him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most
popular attraction, a gorilla, has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at
the zoo will fall off. He
offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get
another one. The mime accepts.
So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the
cage before the crowd comes. He discovers that it's a great job. He can sleep all he
wants, play and make fun of people, and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mime.
However, eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just
swinging on tires. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the
lion in the cage next to his. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he climbs
to the top of his cage, crawls across a partition, and dangles from the top to the lion's
cage. Of course, this makes the lion
furious, but the crowd loves it. At the end of the day the zoo
keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction.
Well, this goes on for some time, the mime keeps taunting the lion,
the crowds grow larger, and his salary keeps going up.
Then one terrible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he
slips and falls. The mime is terrified. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce.
The mime is so scared that he begins to run round and round the cage with the lion close
behind. Finally, the mime starts screaming and yelling, "Help, Help me!", but
the lion is quick and pounces.
The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry
lion and the lion says, "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?" |